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Vaping is a dance genre originated by the pop diva, Madonna, and usually consists of making a series of rhythmically sinuous movements while emitting streams of vapour from various orifices of the body.
In some quarters, it is also considered to be a relatively safe alternative to smoking, but recent studies have cast doubt on this supposition, suggesting that prolonged practice may lead to respiratory problems, wearing incongruous underwear and adopting assorted African children without warning.
Fruit flavoured vaping products are now available, and these can help you dance like a cumquat or look like a pineapple with little practice or natural ability.